I'm official

I received my new clergy card from the Universal Life Church last weekend. It's very official and even has cool holographic seals on it. I also received a booklet letting me know that I am now capable of marrying, baptising, and presiding over a funeral. I can also hold my own Universal Life Church services and begin a congregation. I'm here for the people. If anyone needs my services, let me know. For a small fee, all can be arranged. :)